Text: Sometimes I use strawberry jam but i pretend that it is grape jam instead …
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i dont even believe in god

text: it was supposed to be ringo starr
text: my parents used to tell me that all the good little breads came out of the toaster as donuts
i hate you mom and dad
text: sometimes when i’m in the toaster i hope the lever gets stuck